When Bike Relationships Fail

I just got sent a link to this great Craigs List posting from Toronto Canada. I recomend you read it through to the end, then look at the pictures.

Me - We need to talk. I... I don't think we should see each other anymore

XTC = What! Why?

Me - It's not you, I swear.

XTC - I'm too big... that's it isn't it!

Me - No, not at all... Hell, I'm 6'. technically I'm too big for you.

XTC - Is it my shifters? You don't like the Deore's anymore...

Me - No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other bike

XTC - What!!! you ass hole! you've been riding other bikes! God I can't believe you!

Me - Yes, ok I admit it! you're just too... hybrid for me.

XTC - Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

Me - God dammit, can we not... please.

XTC - I hate you. As soon as I find someone new I'm leaving.

Me - Hahaha, don't make me laugh, what are you gunna do, post a classified on Craigslist?

.... ... ... ...

Fuck you Giant.XTC 2.... I hate you... even though we were only together for less than a year, you let me ride you maybe 10 times! I never want to see you again.
Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone see's what a skank you are. Slut.


I wonder if they met on the Internet?

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